The morality’s right there
Hard working British families
So, don’t you fucking dare
You slackers from them foreign lands
Unmarried and unfair (skinned)
You spongers, Muslims, single mums
Come dossing over here!
Hard working British families
We vote the Tories in
Hard working British families
The Red Brigade can’t win
You Commies, Greens and wrong uns
You anarchists and queers
Get married, get yourself a proper job
And grin and bear the years
Hard working British families
We just love our Royalty
Hard working British families
They’re just like you and me
Except they’re so much richer
And they don’t have to work
Live their lives in palaces
Now who’s the fucking jerk?
Hard working British families
We’ll protect our way of life
Hard working British families
Me and my battered wife
We’ll shop till we drop, drink till we stink
always in the pink (our girls)
Hard working British families
We don’t care what you think
Hard working British families
Our pensions are secure
Hard working British families
The mortgage leaves us poor
But then we’ve got credit cards
And Wonga in a pinch
Get back home, you Bulgarians
We wont’ give a fucking inch
Hard working British families
We say privatise the lot
Hard working British families
We don’t know what we’ve got
Till its gone: housing benefits, tax credits, public education, social housing, public transport, human rights, disability benefits, living wage…
We’ve even lost the rhyme for this fucking verse!
(Nicked by travellers, I ‘spect)
Hard working British families
Looking out for number one
Hard working British families
And when the working day is done
We’re down the pub with Nigel
Eight pints and a puff
We don’t want your kind over here
One’s too much: ENOUGH!
Hard working British famlies
We know the natural order
Hard working British families
And how to police a border
The rich white cream rises
Always to the top
Them who’s got it earned it
Them others ain’t much cop
Hard working British families
Oh fuck I’ve lost my job for life
Hard working British families
I used to have a wife
I wonder how I’ll make ends meet
Now that my benefits been cut
I blame the European Union
Immigration, but…
But. But then. I’m a gormless twat.