Prince Andrew: Tell me about it!
BJ: Fancy a pizza?
The prince formerly known as Too Handy Andy: On yer bike, oiky!
Bozza: Shag then?
The Grand Old Dick of Oick: Too young!
Johnson & Johnson: Seriously, aren't you a worried about the court?
Prince Paedo of Windsor Lodge: Court is my thing dontcha know: No sweat!
Haircut 100: Only poo stains in the boxers then?
Andy Pantie: Off with his hair!
Shagger: Your Grace!